Everyone gets in disagreements with others, it's impossible NOT to but it bothers me so much when so much time has past since the dispute and you come up with all the amazing things you could've and should've said but it's way too late and would just sound stupid if you brought it up again. For example, a few weeks ago, an unnamed boy came over to my lunch table and called a friend of mine a "f****** fag" and unfortunately, I wasn't clear as to what the jerk said to my friend until much later and he walked away. Had I been alert at the time, I would've laid down the verbal smackdown of the century. It wasn't until that night after my friend left my house that I came up with a great monologue for that situation that included some debatably tasteful insults about him and how his mother was unable to raise a decent humanbeing. I think that eventually I'll make a book with different situations and comebacks for them so this tragic affair doesn't happen to anyone else.
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